Post by Ellie Weasley on Nov 27, 2006 19:22:53 GMT -5
1. You wake up and there`s spiders all over your wall and on your bed. What do you do?:
SCREAM.THEN KILL THEM.SPIDERS ARE SCARRRRY. =[
2. After you handled your.. spider problem, you go to take a shower. You turn on the water and.. mud comes out. What now?:
YAY MUD!!! haha
3. Now you want to eat breakfast. You open the cabinet and there`s nothing in it! What do you do for breakfast?:
SHIPLEYS
4. After that, you decide to go for a walk. You trip over a cup, and a genie pops out and says he`ll grant you one wish. What do you wish for? (no, you can`t wish for more wishes!):
HMM I THINK ILL WISH F0R A BIG C00KIE.
5. After you made your wish, you find a $30 bill on the ground! But wait.. there`s no such thing! What do you do with it?:
W0W. I PR0BLY W0ULDNT EVEN N0TICE THAT THERE WASNT SUCH A THING.THEN I W0ULD G0 SH0W S0ME0NE BECAUSE IM A L0SER.THEN THEY W0ULD LAUGH AT ME :]
6. While walking on, your favorite celebrity is walking toward you! Who is this celebrity and what do you say?:
KEITH URBAN. I SAY OMG MARRY ME?!?!
7. The celebrity gives you two concert tickets to your favorite band`s concert because they can`t go. What band is it and who will you bring?:
WELL IT W0ULD KINDA SUCK IF KEITH URBAN C0ULDNT G0 T0 THE KEITH URBAN C0NCERT, S0 HE GIVES ME 2 C0NCERT TICKETS T0 THE CUTE IS WHAT WE AIM FOR CONCERT.I TAKE KAITLIN :]
8. That celebrity also lets you pick a song you wrote for your favorite band to play. What song do they play?:
THE S0NG I WR0TE [] SUCKS
9. After your walk, you go home and check your mail. What`s this? You win a $10,000 shopping spree at your favorite store? What store is it and what do you buy?:
AMERICAN EAGLE...OH AND A FEW BUCKS FOR DYLAN'S CANDY BAR.HA I CANT DECIDE.
10. After that, you invite a friend over and you order pizza. The pizza is glowing green, but you eat it anyway. After you eat it, you have superpowers! What powers do you have?:
WHATEVER THE PIZZA GIVES ME.DUH. L0L INVISIBILITY MAYBE
11. What do you do with your superpowers?:
G0 INT0 THE GUYS L0CKER R00M.WHATELSE? L0L JK
12. Now that you have superpowers and just about everything you ever wanted, you get to re-open a favorite store of your`s that closed. Which store?:
WELL N0NE 0F THE G00D ST0RES CL0SED.TH0SE WERE ALL THE CRAPPY 0NES.S000 IDK
13. Now you`re on the computer and see you can get your own domain name for $30! (oh, the $30 bill!) What`s your domain name?:
PSSH F0RGET THAT. IM KEEPIN MY $30 BILL.
15. Okay, now that you have your domain name, what do you put on your website?:
N0 IDEA
16. After you finished your website for the day, you decide you need some sleep since you had a long day. You go to your room only to discover the spiders are back. What do you do?:
THATS WHAT THE COUCH IS F0R. HAHA
17. You don`t even want to sleep in your room anymore, so you sleep on the couch. In the middle of the night you`re woken up by a bang on your roof. You go outside to check it out and.. what the hell, it`s Billie Joe Armstrong!:
DARN. TH0UGHT IT WAS SANTA :[ BILLIE IS A FAG
18. After you`re done talking or doing whatever to Billie Joe, Tre and his magical drumsticks fall from the sky. Tre says he`ll grant you one wish with his magical drumsticks. What do you wish for this time? (still, no wishing for more wishes)
WISH F0R THE SPIDERS T0 BE G0NE.
19. Now you`re really tired, but you`re hungry, too. So you decide to get a midnight snack. You open your refridgerator and find a lifetime supply of candy! Yay! What do you do?:
HMM..EAT IT! DER!
20. After eating that candy, you're too wired to sleep. You want to tell your friends about the coolness that happened! Who do you tell?:
THE PEOPLE I HATE.I WANNA RUB IT IN THEIR FACES THAT I MET KEITH URBAN!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SCREAM.THEN KILL THEM.SPIDERS ARE SCARRRRY. =[
2. After you handled your.. spider problem, you go to take a shower. You turn on the water and.. mud comes out. What now?:
YAY MUD!!! haha
3. Now you want to eat breakfast. You open the cabinet and there`s nothing in it! What do you do for breakfast?:
SHIPLEYS
4. After that, you decide to go for a walk. You trip over a cup, and a genie pops out and says he`ll grant you one wish. What do you wish for? (no, you can`t wish for more wishes!):
HMM I THINK ILL WISH F0R A BIG C00KIE.
5. After you made your wish, you find a $30 bill on the ground! But wait.. there`s no such thing! What do you do with it?:
W0W. I PR0BLY W0ULDNT EVEN N0TICE THAT THERE WASNT SUCH A THING.THEN I W0ULD G0 SH0W S0ME0NE BECAUSE IM A L0SER.THEN THEY W0ULD LAUGH AT ME :]
6. While walking on, your favorite celebrity is walking toward you! Who is this celebrity and what do you say?:
KEITH URBAN. I SAY OMG MARRY ME?!?!
7. The celebrity gives you two concert tickets to your favorite band`s concert because they can`t go. What band is it and who will you bring?:
WELL IT W0ULD KINDA SUCK IF KEITH URBAN C0ULDNT G0 T0 THE KEITH URBAN C0NCERT, S0 HE GIVES ME 2 C0NCERT TICKETS T0 THE CUTE IS WHAT WE AIM FOR CONCERT.I TAKE KAITLIN :]
8. That celebrity also lets you pick a song you wrote for your favorite band to play. What song do they play?:
THE S0NG I WR0TE [] SUCKS
9. After your walk, you go home and check your mail. What`s this? You win a $10,000 shopping spree at your favorite store? What store is it and what do you buy?:
AMERICAN EAGLE...OH AND A FEW BUCKS FOR DYLAN'S CANDY BAR.HA I CANT DECIDE.
10. After that, you invite a friend over and you order pizza. The pizza is glowing green, but you eat it anyway. After you eat it, you have superpowers! What powers do you have?:
WHATEVER THE PIZZA GIVES ME.DUH. L0L INVISIBILITY MAYBE
11. What do you do with your superpowers?:
G0 INT0 THE GUYS L0CKER R00M.WHATELSE? L0L JK
12. Now that you have superpowers and just about everything you ever wanted, you get to re-open a favorite store of your`s that closed. Which store?:
WELL N0NE 0F THE G00D ST0RES CL0SED.TH0SE WERE ALL THE CRAPPY 0NES.S000 IDK
13. Now you`re on the computer and see you can get your own domain name for $30! (oh, the $30 bill!) What`s your domain name?:
PSSH F0RGET THAT. IM KEEPIN MY $30 BILL.
15. Okay, now that you have your domain name, what do you put on your website?:
N0 IDEA
16. After you finished your website for the day, you decide you need some sleep since you had a long day. You go to your room only to discover the spiders are back. What do you do?:
THATS WHAT THE COUCH IS F0R. HAHA
17. You don`t even want to sleep in your room anymore, so you sleep on the couch. In the middle of the night you`re woken up by a bang on your roof. You go outside to check it out and.. what the hell, it`s Billie Joe Armstrong!:
DARN. TH0UGHT IT WAS SANTA :[ BILLIE IS A FAG
18. After you`re done talking or doing whatever to Billie Joe, Tre and his magical drumsticks fall from the sky. Tre says he`ll grant you one wish with his magical drumsticks. What do you wish for this time? (still, no wishing for more wishes)
WISH F0R THE SPIDERS T0 BE G0NE.
19. Now you`re really tired, but you`re hungry, too. So you decide to get a midnight snack. You open your refridgerator and find a lifetime supply of candy! Yay! What do you do?:
HMM..EAT IT! DER!
20. After eating that candy, you're too wired to sleep. You want to tell your friends about the coolness that happened! Who do you tell?:
THE PEOPLE I HATE.I WANNA RUB IT IN THEIR FACES THAT I MET KEITH URBAN!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
